You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
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Where r u? U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately. r>
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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
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Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
----------------------------------------------------
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty..
so the world needs YOU after all!
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I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful...
I look at you.. I..
I'd rather look at the moon again..
-------------------------------------------------
Listen,
are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
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Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me... my friend
----------------------------------------------------
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...
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new software has been introduced. Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other.
To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged. Press Down
Press Up
Wrong key pressed,Ur Mobile damaged
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Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...
Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
-------------------------------------------------------
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!
----------------------------------------------------
R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now.
----------------------------------------------
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
-----------------------------------------------------
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
----------------------------------------------------
he animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
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Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
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SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.
------------------------------------------
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar
-----------------------------------------------
Where r u? U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r safe, SMS me immediately. r>
------------------------------------------------
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
----------------------------------------------------
Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila...! U 2
---------------------------------------------------
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can't Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!
----------------------------------------------------
Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty..
so the world needs YOU after all!
---------------------------------------------------
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful...
I look at you.. I..
I'd rather look at the moon again..
-------------------------------------------------
Listen,
are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?
-----------------------------------------------------
Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me... my friend
----------------------------------------------------
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...
------------------------------------------------------
new software has been introduced. Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other.
To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged. Press Down
Press Up
Wrong key pressed,Ur Mobile damaged
-------------------------------------------------
Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...
Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
-------------------------------------------------------
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!
----------------------------------------------------
R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me now.
----------------------------------------------
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live....
-----------------------------------------------------
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp .... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
----------------------------------------------------
he animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
-------------------------------------------------
Look who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo you have to buy two tickets: one to get in and another to get out.
----------------------------------------------
SORRY Dont get confused, arey baba 'SORRY' means S - SOME O - ONE'S R - REALLY, R - REMEMBERING Y - YOU.
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